There is honestly not even a need for me to write about this listing today. The Realtor has done a spectacular job at comedy by himself…. even though he’s trying to be serious. Like, where would I even begin?? The fact that it’s being sold for land in the first paragraph, or the fact that it’s being sold to live in near the end of the paragraph, or the fact that you cannot go look at it in the last sentence, or the fact that it’s a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom for a million dollars, the offers to be conditional on viewing the inside even though he says you can’t see the inside, the smiley emoticon for no reason, the asterisks issue that’s going on?
Just in case you can’t read it in all of its glory in the screenshot of the listing, I’ve gone to the trouble of copy and pasting it:
”** 77 Foot Lot On Morgan!! ** Land Value Mostly ** Build Your Dream Home With Possible Circular Drive ** Fanatastic Location ** Surrounded By Expensive Homes ** Steps To Great Schools ** Why Pay 2 Land Transfer Taxes ? ** Build In Thornhill !! ** **** EXTRAS **** Pls Book All Appts Thru Office ** House Is Very Livable ** No Inside Showings Allowed ** Outside Showings Only ** Offers To Be Conditional On Viewing The Inside ** :-)”