FML Listings

Look at this 3 bedroom house at Victoria Park and Danforth in The Beaches for half a million dollars. Oh wait, what? Vic Park and Danforth isn’t The Beaches?  I feel like Realtors in this city beg to differ.    Right now i’m noticing more and more realtors say EVERYTHING IS IN THE BEACHES. everything, I don’t care where you are. I saw a Moss Park listing yesterday in The Beaches, seriously.

So the listing says “5 min walk to the beach“… I wonder if he doesn’t realize that once you come check out the house you’ll see that it’s nowhere near any beach whatsoever. But he probably doesn’t care because he’s about to make 20 grand doing nothing. 

Let’s put it to the test… is this house a 5 minute walk to the beach?

Weird, I was so sure Danforth was like 2 seconds from the beach, not half an hour like Google says. I’m sure Google is lying to me though. Let’s continue to trust these amazing Realtors in every single thing that they say without doing our own research, and while we’re at it let’s continue buying half a million dollar semi’s in crap neighbourhoods so we can keep driving up the market to beyond the most random level that it’s at right now.