I think the submitter of this listing said it best: “If that last line wasn’t meant for you, I don’t know what is…”
There’s nothing I can write here that’s going to be better than the actual listing itself. So, here’s the listing below. The more I read it the more it looks like someone is tweeting it. I guess there’s a character count for MLS, very professional.
“Location! Location! Location! Classic Victorian Home. Located On Desirable Quiet Street. Close To Hospital, University, Ttc & More. Main Level Has Living Room W/ Fireplace, One Br, 4Pc Wr, Kitchen W/ Dbl Sink, And W/O To Bkyard W/ Detached Garage. 2nd Floor Has 1 Br, Living Room, Kitchen, 3rd Floor Has 2 Br, 3Pc Ensuite Bath. Bsmt Is Full With Br, Bathroom, Good Size Room And W/O To Bkyard. Bsmt Will Require Some Finishing Touches For Great Income Potential **** EXTRAS **** *Good Size Rec Room* New Hot Water Tank (2010) Hardwood FloorsThroughout (No Carpet). Gas Furnace (Upgraded). 1973 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme In The Garage Is Negotiable With Purchase.”
I wonder if you have to pay over and above the 1.2 million dollars if do want to keep the Cutlass Supreme?